i really wanted to do a sad photoshoot with ishimondo feels so i thought to ask facebook for recommendations
welcome to egg hell
Why promote a company but not add a link?
Now that’s just cool.
ngl I thought that cat had a dick
Way too cute.
we could get nsfw fanart turned into dolls
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
shirts that get tight around the armpit
hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it
I need r kelly to narrate-sing my life.
i wish i was tiny and pale and angelic looking but i kinda just look like shrek’s distant cousin
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect